Just kidding. No Kamen Rider here. Just a guy who needs to shed a few pounds and a girl who’s willing to help him lose weight by draining him of his semen. I think. Totally not an embellished description to make up for the fact we were lazy pieces of shit for June. Blame soccer and Department of Defense Head Tim Howard. The comparison will make itself super soon.
Hey you! Bored college kids and/or other vanilla enthusiasts! Do you want to
waste your time doing something you can’t put on your resume join one of the coolest vanilla groups even and get to work on chest-heaving and tent-pitching works like below?
If so, join us! There’s a recruitment page on the site and a link right here! Let us know why you think we should let you into our elite of elite clubs.
Please read the descriptions for the positions though.